I absolutely hate airline food. Can I bring along a hibachi to grill up some pork chops on my flight tomorrow?

Long as you use match light charcoal you will be okay because FAA regulations prohibit lighter fluid and deep fryersI absolutely hate airline food. Can I bring along a hibachi to grill up some pork chops on my flight tomorrow?
Good one!I absolutely hate airline food. Can I bring along a hibachi to grill up some pork chops on my flight tomorrow?
Sure but you will only be allowed to light it up out on the wing of the plane between altitudes of 20 and 25 thousand feet. Also if you want a male flight attendant to ask you back to his place, you might want to consider replacing pork chops with shanks of marinated beef.



In the 80s they used to allow me to bring a Zamboni aboard to polish my toenails. Savor your in-flight grilling while you still can.
Only if you bring enough for everyone....I absolutely hate airline food. Can I bring along a hibachi to grill up some pork chops on my flight tomorrow?
I prefer a Thermos of hot noodle soup and one of those flimsy Styrofoam bowls in which to pour it. Also, you can eat hot noodle soup with a spork.



This works especially well on a crowded red eye flight which is expected to encounter plenty of turbulence. If hot noodle soup is not to your taste, you could also bring along McDonald's coffee (kept at the same temperature in which they serve it), Chilli's baby back ribs (sometimes they have a takeout special 3 lbs of ribs w/extra sauce), chicken wings, chilli con carne, spaghetti, or sloppy joes.
The second you light up your hibachi, is the second I ding for the attendant!I absolutely hate airline food. Can I bring along a hibachi to grill up some pork chops on my flight tomorrow?
You can't anymore.
a barbecue party on a plane sounds fun!
not acording to the tsa.
can i sit next to you and get real food, too?
No, you can't smoke in the air anymore...